I need a female travel companion in India.?

Independant producer doing documentaries in various districts of India and need someone from India, to assist in translation and do commentaries on camera. Enthusiatic, energetic, well spoken, well groomed, good looking, adventurous personel aid is needed. Travelling 1 to 2 weeks per state. Generous gratuity and expences paid.

I'll be your companion. (=

i can come with you subject these conditions:

1. I need Body guard 24-hrs paid by your company
2. I need selection of my own clothes (no mini-micro)
3. I need payment to be done 50% in advance.
4. I need conveyance to pick/drop back home.
5. I need my make-up/hair do by any female (not male)
6. I need to travel by Air for far-away places (not bus or trains)

if you agree my conditions than send me agreement letter duly notified by local Notary or Certified Lawyer. thanks.

Why the hell don't you need a male assistant :X.