Any Female Travel companions to visit Egypt (Nile Cruise 5 days) in April?

I'm planning to visit Egypt (Nile Cruise 5 days) in mid April. I'm looking for a young female travel companion. Any one interested, pz. contact by e-mail. I'm a 32 years old handsome Male.
Surprized to see answers with preconceived mind.
Females thought i naughty! Read this scenario.

A teacher in a mathematics lecture asks a 3rd std class, " If there are 3 birds on a tree and u shoot one of them,how many birds would remain?
"Johnny, the naughtiest shoots up his hand.
Teacher: "Ok Johnny, wats the answer?".
Johnny: None,ma'm.
Teacher: "How?"
Johnny: "Hearing the shot,all other birds fly away"
Teacher: "No Johnny, the answer here is 2

Johhny: " Teacher, can I ask u a question?Teacher: "Sure"
Johnny: "There are three ladies havin Ice-cream at the parlour.
The first one is eatin it, the second is lickin it, while the third one is suckin on it. Can u tell which one of the ladies is married?
Teacher is terribly embaressed,but she puts on a brave face and answers:
Teacher: "I...I..I guess the one which is suckin on the icecream is married.
Johnny:" No ma'm, the one who has the wedding ring on her finger ismarried.

BUT I LIKE THE WAY U R THINKIN." !!!!!
It was cut down due to the words limitation in Yahoo.

You're creepy man! I'd be very surprised if some girl goes for this. Even if someone does it'll be taking the pi$$.

What kind of answer do you expect?? "Yes! I'm a hot 26 year old woman who has been dying to go to Egypt with a complete stranger"?????

ADDITION:
Yeah I know the story. You even missed one part by the way, where the teachers tells the student "but I like your thinking" first. So....???? Your point ........ ?? Aaaaaaaah none! OK just as I thought!!!!!!!

What are u on you desperate person...jeeez what do u expect us women are..productz or somethin..u got a problem deary so now go and sort it out...

take a friend or sumthin...

thank you

32yrs Handsome male and no single female would die to join u ,thats why u came to look for any girl here ? r u sure u r 32 !!!handsome? !!!

Jack you won't find your Jill here!
Why not just go on a tour to Egypt that takes in a Nile cruise, for your age group.
There will be plenty to choose from wherever you are.Then hope you meet up with a single girl on the tour.
It often happens.
It is seldom that there are even numbers, and its never all just couples.
Also forget any thought of finding an Egyptian girl here,they are just not into most Western guys that much!
Sad but true.
If you feel you just have to have a girl on your arm and are willing to pay her expenses.Why not put it on a Friends wanted web site,that is a more appropriate thing to do.
Anyway that aside, have a great trip Egyptian people are very friendly and welcoming. Its just they are not that naive. Remember Egypt has had tourists coming there for 2.000 years.

Hey Jack .. Egypt is fully booked come next year. Oh may be you are planing to spend 5 days on Felucca ??? naughty Jacki

I think you would have more luck using a free internet dating service than this forum. At least the people there are looking for someone to do something with. That way u would get less ridicule for sure. There are lots of them available.