whats the best way to get rid of an unwanted travelling companion??

i hate when u've got nicely settled into two seats and this jack*ss goes ahem and demands to sit down. then to make matters worse they start CHATTING to u. it ruins my whole bloody journey.

my solution, i think works pretty well, is to fake sleep. any other good ones??

Tie and gag them then beat them senseless.

Pretend you are deaf

Throw them out of the moving vehicle

pass gas, play your ipod real loud, sit with your knees outwards take up room, act crazy, hold a plastic baby and talk to it

kill them off.

shoot 'em in the knee with a .22

tell them it was self inflicted

Just tell him you are not interested in talking to him if he is being obnoxious, if he is the goody-you pity kind, then you just fake sleep, or wear your ipod and start reading.

i find drooling on myself while making up words to songs, singing loudly and poorly gets rid of unwanted baggage

I had a friend who while driving to Florida from Ohio stopped at a K-Mart in Kentucky and drove away and left his wife (ex-wife). Never went back.