a traveling salesman.....?

a traveling salesman knock on a woman's door. before she can ask who's there, he forces his way into the house and throws a bunch of cow Sh it on her carpets and exclaims

"miss, i am a traveling salesman that is selling a new model steam cleaner. if this steam cleaner can clean the carpets, i will eat that cow Sh it.

the woman then says "do you want ketchup with that?"

the salesman ask why?

she says "because i just moved here! my power is even on!"
what i mean't was if it can't clean the carpet (mistype)
what i mean't was if it can't clean the carpet (mistype)

do you also mean my power "isnt" even on??

not a bad joke though :)