You travel by train?

In a train car there was a Canadian, an American, a spectacular looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady.

After several minutes of the trip, the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel the American had a big red slap mark on his cheek.

1) The blonde thought - "That fresh American wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face."

2) The fat lady thought - "That dirty old American laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him."

3) The American thought - "That bloody Canadian put his hands on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me."

4) The Canadain thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack that stupid American again."

lol!!

On the sixth day God turned to Archangel Gabriel and said: "Today I am going to create a land called Canada, it will be a land of outstanding natural beauty. It shall have tall majestic mountains full of mountain goats and eagles, beautiful sparkling lakes bountiful with bass and trout, forests full of elk and moose, high cliffs over-looking sandy beaches with an abundance of sea life, and rivers stocked with salmon."

God continued, "I shall make the land rich in oil so as to make the inhabitants prosper, I shall call these inhabitants Canadians, and they shall be known as the most friendly people on the earth."

"But Lord," asked Gabriel, "don't you think you are being too generous to these Canadians?"

"Not really," replied God, "just wait and see the neighbours I am going to give them."




edit: Oh yeah... and American's don't say "bloody"... lol

lol

LMAO

your so funny

thnx for the laugh

have a nice day

loll. i woud say number 1 or 3 sounds about right

That's a good joke! I think the best answer should go to Beverleighanne!

hehe i liked that one

Hey! You are funnny Jake!

Haha nice one.

Thanks for making my day, before this, worst day of my life!