Is Fat Albert ready for space travel?

Mars is experiencing global warming, quick, we need to dispatch Al Gore there:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article1720024.ece

Oh, wait! Does the fact that Mars is warming too mean that man has little to do with climate change and it's our sun that is going thru a cycle? Probably. Let's send Al Gore into outer space anyway.

Fat Albert needs to lose some weight before he goes into space, though during the trip he wouldn't have to worry because of the weightless effect.
But don't put Al Gore down, because global warming is a serious problem and is backed by scientists all over the world. Hopefully we won't see the day when it destroys our world and/or we will find an solution for the problem. But this doesn't mean that we shouldn't consider our future generations and not just of our self's.

Bill Cosby won't let fat albert fly.

No...Republicans are demanding
that they get to send Fat Hastert 1st

And we all know when the spoiled
Republican Lemmings cry & whine...
They usually get their way...Pathetic!

Yeah...I agree
Lets send Dennis Hastert into outer
into outer space anyways...
I'm sure he'll find a KFC or 2
along the way