Swimming west in to the Pacific ocean without documents?

Do I need a permit or something like that so no one would try stop me including the coast guard when I sail away on a surfboard in to the Pacific? This is to protest the USCIS's corrupted ways of Manipulating the laws and raping the Federal Laws to harress me for my Stolen Green Card over Child Custody? I'm really pissed at them and I want the whole word to know that and I want some traffic to my website with the real story with the proof on it incase a shark bites my ass, I want them to suffer like I did. and I'm serious about this folks.
I want to get a few people fired or put them in a really shitty situation like they put me in because they think they could with the stupid American "because I can" attitude, They-USCIS and the Department of Justice have been frustrating me based on "imaginary fear" and the paranoia and xenophobia of Uncle Sam. I'm a clean cut person with no criminal record or Arrest and I want it to be like this. However I want to find civilized loopholes to show them who the boss is!
I'm a fucking Permanent Resident, and no I wouldn't date you mary you or make babies with you.
I'm not angry yet.
you guys still don't get it. LOL
Think about what would happen If I've done that?
A) I'd chicken out and make it back to the shore while people are watching me
B) get lost and find my self in Catalina Islands
C) I'd die with my honor which I don't want you to understand, your grand grand parents might be able to understand.
D) They would send a helicopter to rescue my ass cuz that's more profitable for them(at least that's what they think)
E) All of the above
1) I married to this loco woman because I belived in raising a child with family after she bought this stupid 99 cents predictor.
2) My ex spouse blackmailed me to gain the child custody illegally, she was stupid enough to write it on a paper
3) I said no ( this is where my story changes it's direction)
4) my ex spouse called the cops on me to report me as a terrorist, she lied on court papers didn't even have to speak in court for months, got a 5 year restraining order, jacked up child support and the Court lost the DNA result after fighting really hard to get it. She had every freaking things i hardly worked for with lies, I was never arrested or committed any crime but I have been treated like a terrorist, Rapists and Child molesters can see their children well because of "Drama" I can't
5) A later I learnt that she was already married in another country and she stole my greencard before she asked me for the custody,
I became homeless and went through crap cuz of Arrogant Governmen

You don't need a permit to kill yourself.

Let me get this????? You're in the United States, and feel that your "alien rights" were violated and you want to use a surf board to get back at the government. LOL

Uh.... what?
You don't need a permit to be on the oceans. You can be there in or on any sort of craft, so long as you aren't in restricted waters.

I'm not sure what you're protesting though. You sound angry but weren't making a great deal of sense.

You have a child to think about. What is that child going to think if you get chewed up by a shark? If you die, he/she will not have you as a parent. You will never see all the wonderful things that kids are all about.

As for the crap that happened to you over the stolen green card, they were just doing their job. There are so many idiots out there that abuse the system it has made it tough to regulate the problems.

So, think about your child. Make sure your green card is taken care of . Do things with your child. He/she will love you for it, and remember when they get older.

You are free to go. No one will try to stop you or even notice.