Did Cortez really kill the Aztecs, or are they living in elaborate catacombs beneath the pacific ocean?

Startling new evidance supporting this claim has recently been found...its in a magazine i read, and im gonna scan it and post it online as soon as i can!

no Cortez did not do that. Bush did it. Right? He has done everything else according to some on here.

Listen, the Aztec, Mayan, and Inca cultures are still around. They are the majority of the populous you see in South America. Put away the magazine and pack a backpack!

That would be an amazing find, but there seems to be too many flaws with that idea for it to be plausible

Aren't they called Mexicans now?

You really gotta stop reading supermarket tabloids.