If you found a gay time machine that travelled back in time and you could take a holiday, where would you go?

And what would you do there?

Why would this be a "gay" time machine? Hm.

And I would go to France and visit the Eiffel Tower, the Pompidou Center, the "white church"...etc.

Wow... TIME MACHINES CAN HAVE SEX!?!? DUDE!!

Jokes aside, I would probably visit back to the Italian Renaissance, and check out all the works of art being created by the famous artists. Michaelangelo painting the top of the Sistine chapel. Leonardo da Vinci painting and inventing his many works, and so on and so forth... god that would be awesome.

Back to the 1950's to see a less complicated lifestyle in america before the cold war went into full swing.

Florence, Italy - the Renaissance thing that has already been mentioned. I am almost ashamed to admit it, but I'd kinda like to go back to the Roman empire and get into one of their ummmm parties :P

To Oscar Wilde's trial for the summing up.

I'd go to Victorian england, have affairs with beautiful women, catch Jack the Ripper and converse with Oscar Wilde.

ancient Ireland and find a woman in a coven and partner with her

I would not travel back. I would set the controls forward to be when people have overcome their prejudices and superstitions, and have learned to live together in peace.
Truthfully, I sometimes think that I will have to move to another planet to find this. If you hear of one, let me know!

I often say that I would love to have been on the barge with Cleopatra and Caesar...but with my luck I would be the guy getting whipped and told "ROW!" That would truly suck!

I would really like to spend time with Oscar Wilde...or Alexander and Hephaestion, or Jennie June, that would be fun! The roaring 20s and 30s NYC with the supreme Jennie June. Talk about a Wild Party!

Maybe just go to Athens and hang out with a few hot plebs...

Or the Lions Den in 1962/63...wow, I actually have had that as a dream, she walks across stage and gets obstructed by a column and then continues across...it was a reoccurring dream I had for most of my life, 10 - 30...then, well, that's another story...

Whatever it would be, it would be amazing...


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