how can I find a gay travel guide who will show me around while I'm in Japan?

A regular guide is easy .. But I want to learn more about Japanese gay cultures .. and possibly learn some language.
I am *not* looking for an escort though.
my problem is I don't speak japanese and it's pretty hard to go to bars and things (that are not full of foreigners.) The reason I'm saying "gay" is because I'd like to have a deeper understanding of the japanese gay culture... From the outside, it's really ..err.. different.

I'm not gay. But I know Shinjuku ni-chome is the largest gay town in Japan.

Please go to this town and ask someone to work as your guide.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shinjuku_ni-ch%C5%8Dme%2C_Tokyo

can't a non-gay guide help you learn some language? I don't get it.

Joeriental will be happy to show you the ins and outs of gay Japan, I'm sure.

Oh, that's bananas' . kekeke

Just go to ni-chome and hang out. You will be sure to make friends who will tell you all about it.

you can chat in English with some japanese in the site.