Q for vegan people who travel a lot: If u eat about 7 times a day how do u carry all this food during the day?

In a purse or a messenger bag for the manly types

I'm confused, vegans are suppose to eat 7 times a day?! I'm glad i find this out now

maybe a lunchbox or something.
hummus dip or fruits and vegetables are good snacks.
those soup in a cups are really convienent too.
try the Simply Asia ones, they're great.

I don't eat seven times a day. . .I didn't know anyone did. Geez. . .seems that would take up the whole day just eating. . .
I went on a road trip to California and simply looked up vegan restaurants and Whole Foods Markets. For the couple times I ate during the day. . .

Real vegans forage along the way. They can always find plant life to eat even in the midst of the city. These fake, cheating vegans have to carry food.

Seven times a day? Is this supposed to make someone laugh?