If Jesus had crash-landed in the jungles of Central America?

instead of the Predator, do you honestly feel that Arnie would have made it all the way to the chopper?

"Gooooo! Gedoodahchoppah!!!"
Hehe, Atlas.

"Dey ah peepil dyeeng. Get deez peepil sum ayah!"
Yog: No problemo. I'm a helper. I help. It's what I do. Help.
BM: Would Jesus' camo have fooled Arnie at all? Would it even be comparable to the Predator's? Hmmmm.
Ha, Ryan. Very clever. Clevuh gehl.
(((Dreamer)))

That brings up a good question... how, exactly, does Arnie pronounce "bug"?
Nolt: Always rollin through with the best phonetic accents and hilarious pun names. Thanks, sugar!
BTD: The only way Bill the Superindian could have been stereotyped more is if he was drunk the whole movie.
Touche, Spider, touche.

He wouldn't have stood a chance.

Yes, you're version has a little more accent to it.

"Come on. What are you waiting for? Keel me. Com on, do eet."

[Arnie looks at the Spear of Destiny]
"If it bleeds, vee can kill it."

What a STUPID question!

Jesus would have infested a herd of pigs with demon spirits and they would have taken care of Arnie.

And the bodybuilding indian.

Oh God, I'm having bad ex-boyfriend flashbacks.....thanks Brandon, thanks a lot.....

I wonder what Jesus looks like under his helmet.

If it's anything like the Predator, I'm getting to that church and havin me some fun.

it's questions like these drive me to the brink of insanity. then I think - wait a minute, do you realize what kind of power you're talking about?... It's freakin Arnie! of course he would've made it.

Yes, Arnie would have crushed him like a bug!!! Hi Brandon!!