I am frank and ernest with the women I meet when I travel around the country on business.?

Sometimes I introduce myself as Ernest and sometimes I say my name is Frank. What should I do if my wife ever finds out.

Deny everything......

Tell her they are your co-workers. You were just there having a drink

Get on your knees and beg for forgivness:))

I would say you should just tell her they are women that you work with.

:-)

I would say that this dichotomy has become a veritable conundrum. You could very well wind up becoming a John Doe if she ever finds out! It sounds like if the two of your personalities ever converge you may have a 'love triangle' that could wind up being a wreck-tangle.