this is another golden oldie question is is it still funny Texan Farmer Travels To Australia

A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large".

Then they walk around the ranch a little and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, " We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows".

The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks, "And what are those"?

The Aussie asks with an incredulous look, "Don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas"?

Lol pic me for bst answer since i answrd first

well done heard something similar before but not this one

That knocked the Texan right off his perch, mate, great stuff...!

Your jokes are ace

go aussie!

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not really

LMAO. I can just imagine the looks on their faces.

hehehe...nice one..ive never heard it though but ive heard a similar one